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Tim McGraw: Obama-Lovin', Anti-Gun Liberal Douche -

TAGS: tim mcgraw liberal douche gun grabber faith hill democrats progressives country music obama supporter
Rating: 4.84/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 8, 2015, 9:52 pm
Tim MccGraw putting the **** in Country.


TAKING IT BACK - it is time that us true Americans take back our country.

REMINDER FOR 2012 - Who's counting YOUR votes?

YUP I TOLD YA - I'd get away with not having press conferences for 7 weeks

WAR - Everyone wants to wage it, but no one wants to see its consequences.

NATIONAL EMPTY CHAIR DAY 9/3/2012 - No Ideas, No Solutions, No Hope EASTWOODING


Arizona willing to pay to keep the Grand Canyon open -

Clinton Corruption -

69% OF AMERICAN CASUALTIES - in 39 months of Obama. You didn't hear this from the MSM, But they did report he killed Osama.

NEWT GINGRICH - Ron Paul just handed you your hat

AMERICANA - Getting back to Basics

LEARNING FROM HISTORY - Russians executed muslim terrorists and buried them with pigs to stop terrorism. Spaniards in Sevilla stopped mosques by burying pigs on the grounds. Problem solved for Ground Zero!

CHANGE - you can count on!

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS - Good News: The Unemployment rate dropped to 9.4% today. Bad News: Mostly because people gave up looking for work. Government Statistics in action!

OBAMA OMITS GOD - All men are created equal, endowed with certain inalienable rights..... the proper quote is: that all Men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights.


" FISKER KARMA – HALF A BILLION FEDERAL DOLLARS. " - Fisker is manufacturing these gorgeous Leonardo DiCaprio toys in Finland. Creating 500 jobs overseas with American taxpayers’ money. “All the choices we've made have been the right ones”

UNEMPLOYMENT BELOW 8% - Has the 99 weeks expired already?

TAGS: not looking not counted
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 13, 2012, 2:52 pm
They were too busy checking other people's math to notice such a small state.
thatmfguy - October 13, 2012, 9:05 am
Didn't they forget to add in Cali or something?

The roots of tyranny -

Recount -

TAGS: recount dice bierce
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - April 29, 2013, 7:02 pm
He who controls the count, controls the outcome

MR. PRESIDENT - Please publicly apologize DO IT PERSONALLY not through a spokesman Sir, please MAN UP!

In the land of plenty -

TAGS: borrow from china buy foreign oil from countries that dont like us
Rating: 5/5

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Curlyrocks - November 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Because Fracking is evil, and we can some how reduce our carbon footprint by moving the dirty jobs to foreign nations.

OBAMA PROPOSES SPECIAL TAX ON MILLIONAIRES - Would that be the $100k, $200k or $250k/year millionaires???

Scandalpalooza -

TAGS: stop counting
Rating: 5/5

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Renza - May 28, 2013, 6:15 am
Rudedog - May 27, 2013, 9:24 pm
Renza, do you work in the government, or live in California?
Renza - May 27, 2013, 5:02 pm
I suppose that makes sense if you look at it in the crazy bunker government conspiracy theory sorta way.
vbattaile - May 27, 2013, 8:31 am
JGalt - May 27, 2013, 8:19 am
I stopped counting after 10 1 birthgate 2 solyndragate 3 Project Gunrunner 4 IRS Gate 5 Benghazi-gate 6 AP wire***ping 7 Tony Rezko 8 Bill Ayers 9 judicial appointments while not recessed controversies 10 New Black Panther party voter intimidation case
JGalt - May 27, 2013, 8:12 am
I stopped counting after 10

ACCOUNTABILITY - then I told the President it was the Republicans behind fast & furious

$15 minimum wage? -

Obama's Foreign Policy -

'twas just a matter of time -

Rule The World -

Americans -

Democrats -



GOVERNMENT ACCOUNTABILITY? - Doesn't apply to Congress.

TAGS: congress no accountability
Rating: 4.11/5

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crankyhead - April 10, 2013, 2:50 pm
Fair enough, it was merely an observation, not a criticism. Canadians have the same 'problem'. Only our funny mans name is Rick Mercer.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 1:28 pm
regardless, John Stewart is win.
Renza - April 10, 2013, 1:28 pm
I'd say I agree with both of you, though I would say it's more accurate to say that comedians are the ones who tell the truth, rather than we call people who tell the truth comedians.
crankyhead - April 10, 2013, 11:38 am
Even sadder state of affairs, when the entire populace of a country, refers to the people who tell the truth about the nature of politics in that country, as comedians. Nothing personal Doggit, it just is what it is.
Doggit - April 10, 2013, 10:51 am
Sad state of affairs when a comedian has the most insight into American politics.

PROPHET NEWT - "I’m Going to Be The Nominee"

THE REAL TRUTH - Obama: and then I said; "All must share in the sacrifice." Axelrod: Good one Barry!

STREETS OF BLOOD - Coming to a US City near you.

LOSER AND WINNER VOTE COUNT - Martha Coakley - 1,058,682 Scott Brown - 1,168,107 I thought Massachusetts was a Democrat State

REP MIKE PENCE - "Printing money is no substitute for sound fiscal policy." Finally some sanity comes to overseeing the Federal Reserve!


TAGS: every vote counts
Rating: 3/5

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ipaprime - November 1, 2012, 8:27 am
except those of us who work nights
KALKAM - October 31, 2012, 9:36 pm
Yes...people that lead productive lives might not have the time between 7am-7pm on election day.

NATIONAL HEALTHCARE - Works for many countries, but would be "bad" for the US

AL FRANKEN PART II - More political theft from Minnesota's DFL, which means Disenfranchising Farmers and Laborers.


COUNTER-ARGUMENT - ....still better than Mitt Romney's last two debate performances.

THE JOBS PRESIDENT - That is, if you count the jobs he has created in China and outside the U.S.

JOE WOULD BE PROUD - 900 votes cast in a Florida Precinct where there were only 7 registered voters!

TAGS: count the counters
Rating: 2.6/5

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PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 11:19 am
Or to be more tactful, "Incorrect claim based on a misunderstanding."
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:38 am
Bogus claim: http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2012/nov/20/facebook-posts/viral-post-claims-precinct-allen-west-race-had-900/

THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS. - Your Government IS out to get you! They ARE puppets of big business. They DID create a war for profit!



TAGS: offshore tax accounts
Rating: 1.59/5

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KALKAM - October 24, 2012, 10:24 am
Cut em some slack...they are just "typical" white people...although they are not commies like Obama's family...
JGalt - October 24, 2012, 6:32 am
they are closer to my values of hard work and respect than those of the Indonesian-raised community agitator who has never ran a business, nor created a job, just take other people's money and gives it to his rich donors or the poorest to pander for votes

crumbling infrastructure-3rd world California -

TAGS: 3rd world country california spendocrats
Rating: 5/5

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ScatXXVII - February 14, 2017, 6:30 pm
Dam breaks. Illegal immigrants, LGBTQ, Muslims die. One guess who the Democrats will blame.

More MSNBC stupidity -

TAGS: msnbc nbc stupidity racist jamilah lemieux racebaiter democrat water carrier progressive mouthpiece liberal media lap dog ted cruz country music
Rating: 5/5

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calron - March 28, 2015, 3:13 pm
So why is it the nuts get pointed out to represent those that disagree with liberals as if they are representative of those groups, but dumb liberals don't get the same treatment?

clear and present danger -

wants a recount... -

True Leadership -

Traitor-In-Chief Obama Threatens To Veto VA Accountability Bill -

looking for votes -

#notmyrecount -

Milwaukee County Sheriff David A. Clarke, Jr. -

Democrat Mayor Displays a Special Kind of Stupid -

Ebola pandemic -

TAGS: obama not banning flights from ebola countries
Rating: 5/5

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OTC - October 25, 2014, 8:21 pm
I guess that's why liberals don't secure the border, doing so will increase illegal aliens into this country?
JGalt - October 25, 2014, 7:38 pm
But liberal logic dictates that if you impose a travel ban, it will increase the spread of ebola. WTF????

Every vote -

Police Lives Matter -

TAGS: police lives matter darren goforth shannon miles harris county texas sheriff blacklivesmatter racism bigotry
Rating: 4.98/5

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OTC - August 30, 2015, 7:27 pm
This is what happens when a community agitator is elected POTUS

Freedom Is Your Entitlement -

Soldiers -

bitter liberals -


TAGS: conservative republican music country redneck
Rating: 2.78/5

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Cyberhagen - November 15, 2014, 12:38 pm
That explains a lot, and is not surprising.
Curlyrocks - November 10, 2014, 12:02 am
involves god cutting you down, or crime not paying.
Curlyrocks - November 10, 2014, 12:01 am
There's stupid music in any genera of music, usually about doing' b****es and how much more successful the artist is than you. There's also good music, in rap the good songs usually involve a "crime doesn't pay" message where as good country usually ...
blesic - November 8, 2014, 9:00 pm
I prefer rap music. I'm allergic to country music. Every time I hear it my neck gets red.
IgotObamasBack - November 8, 2014, 8:30 pm
IgotObamasBack - November 8, 2014, 8:29 pm
I got Obama's back, diehard. Do you? http://s2.postimg.org/e7pkebspl/showdemot_php.jpg
posterman - November 8, 2014, 8:27 pm
nice try loser...perhaps you prefer rap or hip-hop...almost like real music except for the profoundly stupid lyrics. Keep trying, I'm sure there are still a few liberal loons here that appreciate your feeble attempt at sarcastic humor

Misery enjoys company -

TAGS: county clerk kim davis g**
Rating: 2.33/5

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Dwydwyyr - September 6, 2015, 8:21 pm
...The Bible says even less about [email protected] marriage.She's a hypocrite according to her own faith and is in no place to judge others.She can ponder that while sitting in jail, praise the lord - he works in mysterious ways,especially considering he doesn't exist
Dwydwyyr - September 6, 2015, 8:19 pm
Your make-believe God declares, in Malachi 2:16 and other places in the Bible that marriage is a "covenant" not be taken likely. Getting married 3+ times surely falls under the category of abusing that value according to that clerk's own faith...
OTC - September 6, 2015, 7:26 pm
Divorce is allowed in the Bible
rerun - September 3, 2015, 7:24 pm

she has been divorced 3 times, her claim falls on deaf ears.

So how a b o u t you S T F U ? -

Another Hildabeast -

Straight outta appeals -

TAGS: county clerk kim davis marriage
Rating: 1.44/5

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Dwydwyyr - September 4, 2015, 10:19 am
...I calling it what it is:insane.Apparently the conservatives in your culture agrees with me and the dumb b*tch is in jail.Good riddance.As for me,Im neither a believer in God or in the institution of Holy Matrimony.To those that are,they're pills 4 that
Dwydwyyr - September 4, 2015, 10:17 am
Never made it about Democraps vs Republitards.Was about Xtian nutters vs.democratic society.How does that make me a hypocrite?A woman who got married 4Xs in violation of her own religious beliefs denies a license to others based on the same beliefs
Olympusmanager - September 3, 2015, 8:10 pm
You do realize that she's a democrat and the judge is a Republican, and YOU'RE THE HYPOCRITE, RIGHT?